honey

I remember one time it was Grandma, Mom, Nick and me; we were all sitting at a booth at some funky restaurant Grandma brought us to. After waiting for a good 15 minutes our food arrived. The distraught Grandma quickly leans in and exclaims, “That waitress just called me honey, I could be her mother!”

I now know that you should never refer to Grandma as honey, because she will most likely leave you a lousy tip, just like that poor waitress from the funky restaurant.

So Grandma, I hope you have a great birthday and I love you, honey.

Submitted by Hannah.